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Convincing the Willing

July 9th 2008 23:56
The choosing of a football club is made whilst one’s mind is impressionable, and as a loyal, long suffering supporter of my club, I put it to a batch of newly arrived International students at my place of employment that Melbourne is football mad and there is only one team worth barracking for. Mine. My father conveyed a similar sentiment to me during my formative years. “The team I barrack for is the only team you’ll be going to watch so you might as well go for them”. Looking back I am incredibly thankful that my mind was so fertile to the ideals of my old man. And one day I hope to be able to limit my son’s own ambition to follow a side.


Had I adored my father less however, he would have had quite the battle on his hands to convert me. As it was, at the time of conversion there was a bloke running around in blue and white hoops whom commanded the attention of the most ardent football follower, let alone a kid whose kicking style still involved a two handed drop and was yet to appreciate the benefits of the opposite foot. John Harmes, writing in The Age this week as part of their series on the greatest footballers in history, called the number 5 from Geelong “an untamed colt; the rawest brumby. And the most talented.

“ It is safest to say this: people - a lot of people - went to the footy to see Ablett play. They were drawn to him, beckoned by the promise of a dazzling performance.”

When I was jumping on the back of the couch yelling a name and catching a balloon whilst wearing a footy jumper – a jumper I assume I never took off based on the regularity of its appearance in any and every photo of me at the age of 6 - it was Ablett’s name I was calling, it was Ablett’s number five on my back and it was Ablett’s sherrin that I was spectacularly snatching from the stratosphere such was the way he seemed to own the football when he played.


Today I imagine the man they call ‘Buddy’ is the man that may steal some of my potential fellow followers. I hope that I have planted a seed, I hope that the boys can deliver on my statement when they next step out to do battle, but I fear that although these new students seemed to warm to me and my patriotic ways, I did not command there affection in the same way that a father does his first born son. Thus the plenitude of stars that are currently plying there trade in the AFL will hopefully convert some new fans to our wonderful game - be they brown and gold 23’s, the new breed of Ablett from Geelong, or one of the Navy Blue superstars – football will continue to convert people through affiliation or by the sheer brilliance of the actors that grace our glorious stages.
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TANKING…PUT A LID ON IT!!

June 26th 2008 01:30
Perceptions can be a dangerous thing. Particularly when sad, lonely little men start to believe there own dribble and begin prophesising that things are actually more than mere perception. This is the case with tanking and the annual sook fest that is now associated with it. Since the inception of the Bryce Gibbs cup two years ago in a game that ended drawn between two clubs knowing not how to win, there has been constant speculation that AFL clubs have deliberately looked for ways to win as few games as possible in the latter half of a season so as to improve the position it will find itself in the draft order. This is ludicrous. Yes the perception can be attained, but so to can the reality that a side in this position is doing as it always has, heightening its chance for success in the season immediately following – not a season three years down the track, not a season five years into the future as certain scribes would have you believe. In the modern game, a team that can’t qualify for September action has inevitably put players in for surgery before the end of the year so as to allow them a full pre season, and thus the best chance of having a good season the next year. How often do you hear the line “he’s got his first full pre-season under his belt” in reference to a player having a breakout year? Adam Cooney anyone?! A full pre season is crucial to a player having a good consistent season, not a side effect of tanking.

These muck rakers want change so that the perception can no longer exist, but the perception is only evident because they need a headline, they need to be seen as passionate and in touch with the game. In this instance however, they are proving themselves to be nothing more than hanger-onners with ulterior motives. The only logical change would be a lottery system as used in United States professional sport but this would still reward the bottom sides as they have more chances at getting the higher draft picks and the perception could still be imagined by the aforementioned hacks when it comes time to put there name in lights. And to make a change robs clubs of the chance to rebuild there list in the way that St Kilda, Hawthorn, Carlton and the Western Bulldogs have. Richmond and Melbourne of course have had that chance and have wasted there opportunities which as a result shows further the nonsense that is the discussion of tanking. Say there was a lottery and by fluke, Hawthorn got the number one pick, Carlton the second and the Western Bulldogs third. The worst two teams outside the top three picks which makes a mockery of the entire system, much more than any perceived perception of trying to lose.

Regardless of pick, you still have to have good recruiters and developmental staff. Geelong’s powerhouse team at the moment is built largely on players taken outside the top ten, Sydney continued success also lies away from priority picks. The system is fine, and with the two new franchises set to enter the competition and subsequently affect future drafts hugely, teams like Melbourne and Fremantle will need every assistance they can get in climbing out of the mire and should not be castigated for tanking when they are simply not good enough.

And one more point in all of this. Daniel Kerr is rested and West Coast are tanking, Anthony Rocca plays and gets injured and Collingwood shouldn’t have allowed him to play. Double standards anybody?! Watch Dean Cox at some point and tell me he’s not playing injured. He can hardly run and his ankle is padded enormously to protect him from further damage to an injury incurred earlier in the season, but when he inevitably goes in for early surgery later in the year, will the tanking calls reverberate around the Melbourne media? Of course they will because player welfare is apparently inconsequential in the quest for a draft pick, which by its very nature remains speculative. This is the one club who I want to see involved in a tanking furore because if anyone will not have a bar of it, it is Woosha. Hopefully some defamation is seriously threatened and this garbage masquerading as journalism and editorial can be put to bed.
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The term piss up in a brewery resonates strongly with the NRL, sure the judiciary system seems like it works and they may get some other small incidentals right, but how can you balls up a motorcade at a football match?! It is indicative of a sport that should be nothing more than an amateur affair for meatheads. They play an international match at the apparent ‘home’ of Rugby League, the game is to celebrate 100 years of the competition, the team of the century is there, and all they can muster is 37,000 people…and that is better than expected. How is it that they fill the stands on Grand Final day? Surely they must give tickets away?!

The fact that the SCG is the home of Rugby League is a ridiculous, having scarcely seen a game in the last twenty years and now only hosting AFL and cricket. It is either the home and you play there, or you forget about it and make your home somewhere else. That they see nothing strange about this is as strange as the willingness to allow players to change allegiance mid season but remain playing at the original team. It simply staggers the imagination!

It is no wonder that State of Origin remains the holy grail of Rugby League, if a player can play a large proportion of a season, if not all of it, knowing he will be competing against his current side the following season, it is evident that the player is about self rather than team, and a rep Guernsey to push up the price tag up for the next prospective suitor is more of a concern than any potential injury that could come from the game.

This is not bitterness at Israel Folau’s decision to return to Brisbane, although I am bitter, the working class North of the Murray need to know there place, and that place is the third rung (at best) of the football codes in Australia, if the AFL is worried about soccer, the NRL must be lowering the lifeboats. I don’t mind watching League, I often quite enjoy it particularly with the Storm’s continued success, but I am a scathing soul. Enjoyment of idiotic things being belittled is probably not going to serve me well in the next life, but for now the idea of a big AFL club, buying an Israel Folau as a 17 year old, putting him on massive coin, and training him up in the same way that the Irish experiment is conducted, just to show Rugby League how simplistic and insignificant there sport is compared to the mighty Aussie Rules gives my heart such complete warmth. Having said all of this though, Origin is nearly here…come on Channel 9, live into Melbourne please…just make sure those idiots who do the pre-game aren’t there. There is zero reason for them to be heard prattling on about how glorious there game is, it simply is not!
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Suddenly I fully understand the mass appeal of Soccer. I was ridiculed by my mates for daring to put Sydney in my top 8. Fifth in fact. I admit West Coast to finish third is looking increasingly unlikely but at present my prediction for the Swannies is looking good. The style they play is well documented, and so is Geelong’s. The two played on the weekend in a classic, something of a regularity for the men from the Harbour City. A high scoring team versus a low scoring side, both with great defences, both full of premiership players. After the Barry Hall media indulgence of the week, any footy would have been a relief, but the corker the two served up Saturday in Geelong was fantastic!

30 minutes of footy, one goal, about a million tackles. There are few greater sights than a power forward on the rampage such as a Fevola, a Brown, a Pavlich or the soon to be best player in the competition, Buddy Franklin. But the third quarter at Kardinia Park on Saturday was not far from the equal. Intense footy is enthralling and all consuming. You almost don’t want a goal to be scored because you know the longer the game goes without a goal, the more chance the roof of the new stand will come crashing down in scenes reminiscent of the rapture, assuming those in hoops are responsible for the two fingered salute. The cathartics of such a scenario are undoubtedly at the heart of the world game and its mass appeal but the fans of it that don’t know or appreciate Australia’s indigenous game are missing out


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In the Australian psyche, there is little more that excites the soul than winning from the underdog position; pulling the trousers down of an opponent which has lost control of the leash restraining their opinion of themselves. For me this glorious happening occurred at the MCG recently owing to a bunch of newly clear-skinned kids, a man who has his own spots eternally at the ready for a break out, and the Promised One still glowing with halo atop his shaven head.

When one has suffered through what have been dark times on Lygon St, you become accustomed to wearing your favoured Navy Blue along Flinders St more as a ritual than with any pride and hope for the coming events. The thought is always, I best save my windcheater for the conclusion having bravely retained it under arm for the duration in a hollow show of support for those doing similarly little to garner respect for their apparel. A sentiment not lost on my friend upon taking our seats,
Good to see you’ve all got zip up jumpers over the top you maggots!

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